wandrlust:

Kelly LeBrock, Eugénie Les Bains, France, 1980 — Denis Piel

Kelly LeBrock: “What happened last night?”

Denis Peil: “You called me from the bar.  You said you were friday-night drunk.”

KLeB: “Tuesday’s can be rough.”

Unknown Caller: “I’ve got it!”

Sir James Paul McCartney, MBE: “Got what?”

UC:  “Depression.”

Sir Paul: *pauses*  “Congratulations?”

Unknown Caller: “I’ve got it!”

Sir James Paul McCartney, MBE: “Got what?”

UC:  “Depression.”

Sir Paul: *pauses*  “Congratulations?”

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Jack White and Buzz Aldrin

Buzz Aldrin: “Are you feeling better? I hear you were in hospital.”

Jack White: “I wasn’t really sick. I was pretending to have cancer so Taylor Swift would come and sing for me. I fucking love her.”

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): “It is a new concept.  We’re in development discussions.  X-Factor meets Survivor.  A talent show where the winner survives producing an album with Phil Spector.”

Wes Anderson: “When I die, I want you at my funeral.  I want a big coffin, preferably a double.  I want gratuitous bouquets of flowers.  I want a headstone with ‘Hillary’ carved into it.  Most important, I want you dressed as Bette miming the Wind Beneath My Wings.  When everyone is leaving, whisper to my mother: “This is what he would have wanted.” Promise me Adrien.”

Stevie Nicks & Lindsey Buckingham

Stevie Nicks: “I’m learning to play Mahjong this afternoon.”

Lindsey Buckingham: “Is that a old thing or just a hip thing?”

SN: “It’s a pop up in an abandoned petrol station.  I’m going with my friend who’s in her eighties.”

LB: “So both.”

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): It is a counter-factual, supposing the French Revolution did not happen. Marie Antoinette survives and becomes the old woman on the Titanic. You’ll love it.  Very classy.”

Sean Connery: “I keep having this dream that I am objecting at a local government meeting to a development proposal that doesn’t even affect me.  I wake up hating myself.”

Rowan Atkinson: “Do you think a neck tattoo would hold back my career as a doctor?”

Penelope Cruz: “I can’t tell you how much I love it!  My boss is great!  My colleagues are great!  There are a couple of positions above me that I can totally see myself doing.  Yeah, I am totally staying for the foreseeable future!  At least three to six months.”

Penelope Cruz: “I can’t tell you how much I love it!  My boss is great!  My colleagues are great!  There are a couple of positions above me that I can totally see myself doing.  Yeah, I am totally staying for the foreseeable future!  At least three to six months.”